I think that you are on to something with the Belgians and the Zoroastrians. I still remember the old Parisian joke about how do you tell the difference between a Belgian and a Swiss? The answer - the Belgian is the real idiot. As for the Zoroastrians - they are the true hidden banking Cabal of the world - slowly buying up every gas station, 711, and cheap motel between NYC, Los Angeles, and Teheran.